Is your girlfriend bisexual?

If you’re a women reading this and/or this post appears pejorative to you in any way, I’m extremely sorry for having it penned down. I’m in no way trying to disparage hetero-normative sentiments, and belittle the authentic emotions concerned with the same-sex attraction. Just like my other blog posts, it’s meant for entertainment purpose, and doesn't aim towards hurting the attitudes of any community or ideology.

Is your girlfriend a 100% woman? The question might seem quite eccentric to many, but to some it does make sense, and if it makes sense to you too…welcome, this post is for you!

You might be quite confused at those peculiar things your girlfriend says and does  around you—things that tend you into believing that she is much of a bi-curious/bisexual kind of  bitch you see in pornographic film these days, though she claims to be  straight.  To be honest I’m quite sick of it. I believe the world is filled with girls who watch lesbian porn , fantasize about other women while masturbating, go out on dates with other women, and even go dirty on bed with them, and still call themselves  straight. I’m tamed to believe that majority of chicks out there seem to have some degrees of lesbian tendencies, which a lot of guys surprisingly find very hot. Call it the triumph of media conditioning over evolution or whatever.

 One day I was frank enough to ask a girl about whether she feels 'lesbionic' from inside at times. She was silent. To make the situation worse, I asked: “Has it ever happened that you were completely naked in front of another women in a room and felt something tickling between your legs ?”  ‘No, no way’, she exploded,  ‘how could you ever think I’d do anything like that with another woman.’ And then she literally fired the ball of textual cannon. ‘I think you quys are really sick, and you love to believe that we girls are bisexuals. I’ve never had many female friends in high school and even the sight of women filing down the stairs holding hands appeared creepy to me.’ So , OK , she was straight. I was convinced.

To remind you, please don’t try asking such questions to a girl face to face, chances are that you might get slapped! My research subject was a stranger, and the conversation happened on a dating site.

Surveying a single girl on dating site didn’t change my notion nevertheless. I rather like to believe on larger surveys that have shown that a huge number of high school and college going girls are experimenting with other women than ever before, possibly influenced by movies such as Kissing Jessic Stein , Mulholland Drive , Alexander , Kinsey , and Brokeback Mountain . I also once read on a website that if a girl has a high regard for the sex appeal of another woman, then it means her mind is quite open to accepting such thing. If your girl openly appreciates women in sexual context, enjoys lesbian porn, and teases you openly saying that she’d go about dating a women, beware, you may be into relationship with a bad-ass bisexual bitch!